various comments about various stuff

in the last few days i have realised that we are born on this earth,
like pie into my belly.
one day we will leave here,
and come out smelly! this poem was donated by weebl.
when we de, our bodies emit things called mogyliutroton. these attract mice. a way to get rid off these small furry animals is to drop an anvil on them. if you dont have an anvil, then a bottle of magic fairy dust will be suitable.
OOPS. I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY. NOW WHERE IS IT... ahh there we go.

i have realized

i have realized recently that a policemans lot in not a happy one!
oh, when costabuleary duties to be done (to be done) a ppolicemns lot is not a happy one! (happy one)

elwam_53

elwam_53yeh.what he said.

for people that don't know

this is so cool! i am writing this post just off my macs favourites bar!!!! now thats useful!

Favourite quotes

Mooj penguin spotters
Yesterday i was looking at my profile on MSN messenger, and I realised I hadn't put a favourite quote on it. I can't think what to put as my favourite quote. Post me with some answers. Say where it's from as well. I've got a few from Family Guy but I can't think what to choose. I've also got a few from the internet. TELL ME THEM NOW.

A recipe for duck bill soup

Mooj penguin spotters

Here I have a recipe for duck bill soup. I have tried it by the way, and it is very satisfying.

What you need: Duck bills, water, ground ginger/stem ginger, single cream, dead leaves, duck claws, a switch of 10,000 volts of electricity, bats, golden syrup, butter and black treacle.

What you do:

1. Boil the water.
2. Melt the butter and leave it till it turns brown.
3. Put the dead leaves in the boiling water.
4. Put the stem/ground ginger in the pot with the water and leaves (if you can, throw in both because it makes it really nice.)
5. Chuck the burnt butter in the mixture.
6. Put the duck bills in it.
7. Put the golden syrup and black treacle in.
8. Put the duck claws in.
9. Gut the bats and throw the guts and the skins in.
10. Pour the mixture into a metal pot if your not using one already.
11. Hook the metal pot onto the switch of 10,000 volts and turn it on until the mixture bubbles.
12. Chuck everything at a wall (preferably lead as the place where it lands.)
13. Eat everything off the floor and eat the lead. I know it sounds weird but you'll thank me when your dead (like meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!)

Bon appetite you guys.

the occupation of lollipops

lollipops. what do they do? what is their purpose in life? well for thse avid researchers who can't be bothered to research, this guide is for you. hence the name brgte (bored researcher's guide to everything) firstly, I would like to add that this is not a potato so it will not taste very nice (even when fried)however, this post does contain nut traces, so if you have an allergy to nuts, then I woud advise not reading this post. hence the name nanpp(nut allergy non-potato post). I will now start the tutorial thingy.


when time began, the world was inhabited only by strange creatures named lollipopitids. they then evolved (over tim) into hugely deliberately adrenalin-packed things called chupa chups. Then they all got jobs. Getting jobs was a MONUMENTAL mistake: they all got bored simultaneously, andmoved on to a diferent job. thus, the stock market crashed. It crashed because a stock-broker was such a boring job, thet no-one wanted to be one. now, most of them spend their lifes in bright rewd concentration camps being chosen, and then eaten. now let us remember all the brave lollipopitids who died for this country. I*sniff* LOVE *sniff* YOU *sniff* GUYS WAAAAAAAAHHHHH